ohplease-killingmeisso2yearsago:

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

And now, the weather…

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles